man oh man

*ahem* are you all listening? you are? ok then.

welcome to tonight's show woth special guest star...try hard, Demi Lovato!!

hey! i'm not a try hard!

yes! you are and the only reason your on the show is cos we couldn't get mickey mouse so smile and let the TV people make you look pretty

OH! i think i should leave

nope, this could really boost your career

really?!

yes. so i hear your dating lufi from one piece now

yes. we're very much in love

so hows the sex?

what! how dare you ask that!

demi, baby. everyone loves a rebel. you could be the new 'it' bad girl. *shifty eyes, cough*

i could be just like miley cyrus!

ok then...the sex is good but his hugs are better :D

NO! i don't want to hear about the hugs we want to hear about your sex life!

honestly! your an old pervert, thats what you are!

you shouldn't insult the host

i'm leaving and i mean it this time

go! we don't need you anyway. i've just been imformed that miley cyrus is our next guest! welcome to the show miley!

it's great to be here...what is she doing here?

i'm a guest just like you

no, your a try hard

and your singing sucks so why don't you give it up. mmhm!

oh no you didn't

oh yes i did

you suck at everything you do. the only reason selma hangs around with you is cos she feels sorry for you!

how dare you! your just jealous cos me and selma are bffls and your not! so :P

girls, girls break it up! we're to discuss things not pick fights

OUT OF MY WAY!
LET ME AT HER!

sorry folks but thats all the time we have for tonight...hey! who just threw that chair?! don't you dare pick up the painting young lady! shit! can we get security down here?

BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

hold music

in sickness and health

have you ever wonderded why winter makes you sick? i haven't i just felt like writing that down. OK! on with the show! these past weeks have been busy and the cameras are rolling so lets introduce our first guest on today's show....ME!

HOST: so how have you been kaity?

ME: well you know the usual, suffering from yet ANOTHER cold thanks to the cold weather

HOST: thats to bad *ahem* tell me about the rocker heats you attended

ME: well, since mr grieg thinks it fun to get up at four in the morning and drive to sydney thats what we did...

HOST: you must have been tired

ME: will you please shut up and let me tell my story?

HOST: sorry

ME: we stopped and had maccas for breaky at sutton forest and watched journey to the centre of the earth. LAMEST MOVIE EVER PEOPLE *sniff* then we arrived and we saw one of the raw schools performing and daymn were they good we felt upstaged and they weren't even in our division!

HOST: i'm sorry but thats all we have time for today

ME: you can't do that! this is my show!

HOST: not any more, it was just bought by Bill Gates. goodbye

ME: HEY!

HOST: security!

HOST: our next guest is...ASH! from the hit show pokemon! welcome to the show ash! how you been?

ASH: i'm good. how bout you, Cornelious?

HOST: me? i'm great. thanks for asking. hows the pokemon thing coming along?

ASH: its going great. pikachoo and me make a great team.

HOST: he's a cutie isn't he?

ASH: shhhh. don't let him hear you say that. he's very senstive to the 'c' word.

HOST: ohhhh. why?

ASH: because it brings back memories of his childhood and when everyone called him cute and thought that he could never be aggresive. i would show but we don't have time for a flashback. next time i'm on the show maybe

HOST: bye ash!

ASH: cya round cornelious

HOST: thats all we have time for since Bill cut our show down to half an hour. *mutters naughty words* goodday and don't call pickachoo cute!

THEME MUSIC

prats twits sods and tossers

MERLIN'S BEARD!

Have you relised that noone knows how long merlin's beard really is. It doesn't matter if he existed or not even though harry potter says he does which means he existed i my opinion. Anyways moving on.

The english are odd people. I know we're descended from them and everything but the words they use like snogging and prat and twit and tosser. where did they come up with them? and why? why can't they just use normal words like us? i mean sure we would all sound the same and stuff but we would understand them.

this shall do for today

thats all there is there isn't anymore

later mate

holla!

HOLLA!!

how are we all today? today is friday, the day before the weekend and yesterday was thrusday. let me tell you about my thrusday.

school was boring so i won't tell you anything besides the fact that dara was taking photos. moving onto the afternoon. well i got on the bus and this big thing was going down about daruis obeying his sister, mikayla. i wasn't apart of that. :) then me and seb were talking and then me and cheyanne were talking. she was being mean. then i got off the bus at the public school with seb and mikayla. then seb wanted to know what me and cheyanne were talking about cos he knew it was about him. then we went downtown before he had training and we went to coles. we saw eliza and jack there. jack was acting jealous because sen was talking to eliza. it was funny. then we left coles and he went to training and i went other places.

i got home at like 4:30 and had a shower, got dressed, made some hot chocie and went to reherasels.

i love rehearsels, they are the BOMB cos they are so funny. :) well this is what went down.

first we palyed the 'yes' game. its kinda confusing, when someone looks at you you say yes and then that person moves to next to you and then the cycle starts again. it confuses me. :)

then we played space jump and since everyone knows what space jump is i won't have to explain it.

then we played the questions game. its a game where you only talk in quetsions, its totally awesome but i suck at it. miranda won. then we split into two groups, my group had miranda, claire, aidan, jayden and me in it. we were putting 'beats' into our scripts. it was funny. then we swapped with the other group to highlight our lines. miranda and claire started telling lame jokes and they were actually funny in a lame kind of way! then it was time to go and miranda got a lift with me and today i went to canberra and got some awesome stuff but i shall tell you later cos i have to go.

peace out ladybugs

devil on a stick

have you ever wondered what it felt like to die? would it be painful or peaceful? but a better question would be, HOW would you die? murder or suicide? old age or food poising? or maybe even by choking a pie or swine flu.

have you ever laid down on the grass, looked at the clouds and wondered about the meaning of life or have you ever danced in the rain or been skinning dipping?

have you ever sat down with sketch pad ready to draw what's in front of you and end up drawing something completly different?

have you ever gotten ready for a dance, party or social and not end up going?

have you stayed awake at night and wondered what happens in space and are there really aliens out there?

have you ever tried to write a story and been completly distracted by an orange?

have you ever lost someone you loved and known it was your fault, do you lay awake at night and think about them, wondering what they're doing now? do you think that maybe if you hadn't made that spur of the moment decision he would still be here now?

do you regret what you've done every day?

roll call

i have a part!! in the rocker for this year and i'm not one of the background dancers! WOOHOO!! i'm hattie, the eldest girl in the Lamb family, danilee's my twin and emma is red, the youngest, jesse is lon, indgo is quick and that guy with the long hair is fish. let me introduce you to the Pickle family....chloe is rose, that weird guy is the dad, katie is dolly and declan and billy are the two boys. i think they've picked everyone else, all the other big parts of it. the family may not dance much but at least i have a leading roll which is something, they mostly act. :) i should probably explain what the rocker is about this year. this year we are doing cloudstreet by Tim Winton (totally awesome book). cloudstreet is about two families that come to live together for over a decade, it explores the up and downs, highs and lows and also looks at the indivual characters and their stories. it's a seriuosly good book but i don't reccomened it for people under 14, there are some dirty scenes in the book. :) if you get what i mean.

i think this rocker can go all the way and if we get into the finals i know who i want in my room and who i don't.

wednesday was the social and it was LAME!! i hated it!! i'm never going again!!

this past week i've been doing alot of dancing and now i'm really sore!! it hurts to move but i have another concert tonight:( but last night was fun, me and ellen found these throne like chairs and sat on them and then cos neither ellen, tamara or me were in the 2nd act, we snuck in and watched. totally awesome. felicty had to go home during interval and hayley was in that act so they watch it with us. poor them but still it was a cool night

peace out, man

gosh oh my gawd

life is good!

i have great friends, i am happy, i love me and my friends and most of all, the NAPLAN tests are OVER!! everyone feel happy. :)

this weekend is grandma's and grandad's 50th wedding anniversary and i have to wear a dress. :( urgh. but i like my dress and i like the fact that i get to go shoe shopping for it. i love shoes and i love shopping for them.

nest week we have a mufti day and i think the theme is favourite jelly beans or jelly babies, something like that. either way i'm wearing red. i have red shoes, red beads, red headband, red bow, red braclet, red nailpolish and i'm wearing my skinnys. :D it shall be awesome cos i shall look awesome.

the week after that i have a full week of dancing. dancing on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thrusday and the concerts are on friday and saturday night but i don't think i will go to the one on friday cos sarah's party's on and that shall be awesome. lots of people from our year are going but there shall be drinking...akward but still. it will be more exciting than a dance concert but i shall have to go to the one on saturday night, at least there's no matinee performance this year. they are annoying! also that week is the social and i THINK we are going. hmmmm....shall have to check up on that. if we don't we'll just go to someone's house and chillax. :)

the week after that we are having a sleepover and that shall be cool. i haven't had a sleepover in ages. i can't wait! it shall be AWESOME! XD

at school today there was a football match on and we couldn't go during music cos the people were hobos and didn't wanna go casue it was cold. lazy people. *sigh* anyway, we went down in maths and watched it then. we got bored and hung out in the girls lavitoireies cos we are cool like that. :) then we had lunch and we sat and talked, i listened to Lily Allen and the Lonely Island on Bec's ipod. :D cos thats how i roll. after lunch was DEAR and than we had science or gayness as i like to call it. nothing interesting happened there. moving on into bus time when i was on the bus.

noone was on the bus cause they all had footy except for kam, cheyanne and tim.

we watched one of the home alone movies. they are weird movies. me and tim talked about vomit and how many times and what we use to get off school. i told him of me using my dancing makeup to make mysel look pale and he was jealous cos he doesn't have any makeup around his house. :) then we talked about how many times we had forgotten to spell our names. we both forgot how to spell them in the NAPLAN test today. :D we are so blonde but tim isn't blonde so tim is curly.

i must leave you with my party schedule and today's moments.

tata

xx