man oh man

*ahem* are you all listening? you are? ok then.

welcome to tonight's show woth special guest star...try hard, Demi Lovato!!

hey! i'm not a try hard!

yes! you are and the only reason your on the show is cos we couldn't get mickey mouse so smile and let the TV people make you look pretty

OH! i think i should leave

nope, this could really boost your career

really?!

yes. so i hear your dating lufi from one piece now

yes. we're very much in love

so hows the sex?

what! how dare you ask that!

demi, baby. everyone loves a rebel. you could be the new 'it' bad girl. *shifty eyes, cough*

i could be just like miley cyrus!

ok then...the sex is good but his hugs are better :D

NO! i don't want to hear about the hugs we want to hear about your sex life!

honestly! your an old pervert, thats what you are!

you shouldn't insult the host

i'm leaving and i mean it this time

go! we don't need you anyway. i've just been imformed that miley cyrus is our next guest! welcome to the show miley!

it's great to be here...what is she doing here?

i'm a guest just like you

no, your a try hard

and your singing sucks so why don't you give it up. mmhm!

oh no you didn't

oh yes i did

you suck at everything you do. the only reason selma hangs around with you is cos she feels sorry for you!

how dare you! your just jealous cos me and selma are bffls and your not! so :P

girls, girls break it up! we're to discuss things not pick fights

OUT OF MY WAY!
LET ME AT HER!

sorry folks but thats all the time we have for tonight...hey! who just threw that chair?! don't you dare pick up the painting young lady! shit! can we get security down here?

BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

hold music

in sickness and health

have you ever wonderded why winter makes you sick? i haven't i just felt like writing that down. OK! on with the show! these past weeks have been busy and the cameras are rolling so lets introduce our first guest on today's show....ME!

HOST: so how have you been kaity?

ME: well you know the usual, suffering from yet ANOTHER cold thanks to the cold weather

HOST: thats to bad *ahem* tell me about the rocker heats you attended

ME: well, since mr grieg thinks it fun to get up at four in the morning and drive to sydney thats what we did...

HOST: you must have been tired

ME: will you please shut up and let me tell my story?

HOST: sorry

ME: we stopped and had maccas for breaky at sutton forest and watched journey to the centre of the earth. LAMEST MOVIE EVER PEOPLE *sniff* then we arrived and we saw one of the raw schools performing and daymn were they good we felt upstaged and they weren't even in our division!

HOST: i'm sorry but thats all we have time for today

ME: you can't do that! this is my show!

HOST: not any more, it was just bought by Bill Gates. goodbye

ME: HEY!

HOST: security!

HOST: our next guest is...ASH! from the hit show pokemon! welcome to the show ash! how you been?

ASH: i'm good. how bout you, Cornelious?

HOST: me? i'm great. thanks for asking. hows the pokemon thing coming along?

ASH: its going great. pikachoo and me make a great team.

HOST: he's a cutie isn't he?

ASH: shhhh. don't let him hear you say that. he's very senstive to the 'c' word.

HOST: ohhhh. why?

ASH: because it brings back memories of his childhood and when everyone called him cute and thought that he could never be aggresive. i would show but we don't have time for a flashback. next time i'm on the show maybe

HOST: bye ash!

ASH: cya round cornelious

HOST: thats all we have time for since Bill cut our show down to half an hour. *mutters naughty words* goodday and don't call pickachoo cute!

THEME MUSIC

prats twits sods and tossers

MERLIN'S BEARD!

Have you relised that noone knows how long merlin's beard really is. It doesn't matter if he existed or not even though harry potter says he does which means he existed i my opinion. Anyways moving on.

The english are odd people. I know we're descended from them and everything but the words they use like snogging and prat and twit and tosser. where did they come up with them? and why? why can't they just use normal words like us? i mean sure we would all sound the same and stuff but we would understand them.

this shall do for today

thats all there is there isn't anymore

later mate

holla!

HOLLA!!

how are we all today? today is friday, the day before the weekend and yesterday was thrusday. let me tell you about my thrusday.

school was boring so i won't tell you anything besides the fact that dara was taking photos. moving onto the afternoon. well i got on the bus and this big thing was going down about daruis obeying his sister, mikayla. i wasn't apart of that. :) then me and seb were talking and then me and cheyanne were talking. she was being mean. then i got off the bus at the public school with seb and mikayla. then seb wanted to know what me and cheyanne were talking about cos he knew it was about him. then we went downtown before he had training and we went to coles. we saw eliza and jack there. jack was acting jealous because sen was talking to eliza. it was funny. then we left coles and he went to training and i went other places.

i got home at like 4:30 and had a shower, got dressed, made some hot chocie and went to reherasels.

i love rehearsels, they are the BOMB cos they are so funny. :) well this is what went down.

first we palyed the 'yes' game. its kinda confusing, when someone looks at you you say yes and then that person moves to next to you and then the cycle starts again. it confuses me. :)

then we played space jump and since everyone knows what space jump is i won't have to explain it.

then we played the questions game. its a game where you only talk in quetsions, its totally awesome but i suck at it. miranda won. then we split into two groups, my group had miranda, claire, aidan, jayden and me in it. we were putting 'beats' into our scripts. it was funny. then we swapped with the other group to highlight our lines. miranda and claire started telling lame jokes and they were actually funny in a lame kind of way! then it was time to go and miranda got a lift with me and today i went to canberra and got some awesome stuff but i shall tell you later cos i have to go.

peace out ladybugs

devil on a stick

have you ever wondered what it felt like to die? would it be painful or peaceful? but a better question would be, HOW would you die? murder or suicide? old age or food poising? or maybe even by choking a pie or swine flu.

have you ever laid down on the grass, looked at the clouds and wondered about the meaning of life or have you ever danced in the rain or been skinning dipping?

have you ever sat down with sketch pad ready to draw what's in front of you and end up drawing something completly different?

have you ever gotten ready for a dance, party or social and not end up going?

have you stayed awake at night and wondered what happens in space and are there really aliens out there?

have you ever tried to write a story and been completly distracted by an orange?

have you ever lost someone you loved and known it was your fault, do you lay awake at night and think about them, wondering what they're doing now? do you think that maybe if you hadn't made that spur of the moment decision he would still be here now?

do you regret what you've done every day?

roll call

i have a part!! in the rocker for this year and i'm not one of the background dancers! WOOHOO!! i'm hattie, the eldest girl in the Lamb family, danilee's my twin and emma is red, the youngest, jesse is lon, indgo is quick and that guy with the long hair is fish. let me introduce you to the Pickle family....chloe is rose, that weird guy is the dad, katie is dolly and declan and billy are the two boys. i think they've picked everyone else, all the other big parts of it. the family may not dance much but at least i have a leading roll which is something, they mostly act. :) i should probably explain what the rocker is about this year. this year we are doing cloudstreet by Tim Winton (totally awesome book). cloudstreet is about two families that come to live together for over a decade, it explores the up and downs, highs and lows and also looks at the indivual characters and their stories. it's a seriuosly good book but i don't reccomened it for people under 14, there are some dirty scenes in the book. :) if you get what i mean.

i think this rocker can go all the way and if we get into the finals i know who i want in my room and who i don't.

wednesday was the social and it was LAME!! i hated it!! i'm never going again!!

this past week i've been doing alot of dancing and now i'm really sore!! it hurts to move but i have another concert tonight:( but last night was fun, me and ellen found these throne like chairs and sat on them and then cos neither ellen, tamara or me were in the 2nd act, we snuck in and watched. totally awesome. felicty had to go home during interval and hayley was in that act so they watch it with us. poor them but still it was a cool night

peace out, man

gosh oh my gawd

life is good!

i have great friends, i am happy, i love me and my friends and most of all, the NAPLAN tests are OVER!! everyone feel happy. :)

this weekend is grandma's and grandad's 50th wedding anniversary and i have to wear a dress. :( urgh. but i like my dress and i like the fact that i get to go shoe shopping for it. i love shoes and i love shopping for them.

nest week we have a mufti day and i think the theme is favourite jelly beans or jelly babies, something like that. either way i'm wearing red. i have red shoes, red beads, red headband, red bow, red braclet, red nailpolish and i'm wearing my skinnys. :D it shall be awesome cos i shall look awesome.

the week after that i have a full week of dancing. dancing on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thrusday and the concerts are on friday and saturday night but i don't think i will go to the one on friday cos sarah's party's on and that shall be awesome. lots of people from our year are going but there shall be drinking...akward but still. it will be more exciting than a dance concert but i shall have to go to the one on saturday night, at least there's no matinee performance this year. they are annoying! also that week is the social and i THINK we are going. hmmmm....shall have to check up on that. if we don't we'll just go to someone's house and chillax. :)

the week after that we are having a sleepover and that shall be cool. i haven't had a sleepover in ages. i can't wait! it shall be AWESOME! XD

at school today there was a football match on and we couldn't go during music cos the people were hobos and didn't wanna go casue it was cold. lazy people. *sigh* anyway, we went down in maths and watched it then. we got bored and hung out in the girls lavitoireies cos we are cool like that. :) then we had lunch and we sat and talked, i listened to Lily Allen and the Lonely Island on Bec's ipod. :D cos thats how i roll. after lunch was DEAR and than we had science or gayness as i like to call it. nothing interesting happened there. moving on into bus time when i was on the bus.

noone was on the bus cause they all had footy except for kam, cheyanne and tim.

we watched one of the home alone movies. they are weird movies. me and tim talked about vomit and how many times and what we use to get off school. i told him of me using my dancing makeup to make mysel look pale and he was jealous cos he doesn't have any makeup around his house. :) then we talked about how many times we had forgotten to spell our names. we both forgot how to spell them in the NAPLAN test today. :D we are so blonde but tim isn't blonde so tim is curly.

i must leave you with my party schedule and today's moments.

tata

xx

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wanna know something? girls are bitches because that is who they are! you don't go around on the internet telling people who you hate for anyone to read it! you don't use your blog as a diary for fruitcake's sake! honestly!

last year when i heard you were coming back i was happy and than i thought about it.....casey and dara don't like each other and neitehr does bec and dara. i thought of everything that had happened that year adn realised that while you were away thatw as one of the happiest time of my life (the happiest was disney land and hawaii:D). i had gotten close to people i hadn't thought possible and realised if their was a fight i would chose them. they ARE my best friends. i don't have one best friend i have six! i'm not writing this as if it's a diary, i have a diary and ALL my secrets are in there i don't put them onto my blog.

you chose not to like them and thast your choice and to tell you the truth when Lucinda told me what you told her last year i was amazed. you two were best buds all throughout primary school and the you go tell her that? i'm not gonna say what it was cos that was just plain mean. that was what turned me. i knew i sould be a bitch when i really wanted to be but that isn't bitchy, thast mean and i don't really want to be friends with a person like that. you weren't here for a lot of the stuff that happened, maybe if you were here than maybe things would have turne out differently but i'm using that as an excuse. i thought that thingfs would work out differently but they didn't and now we have to live with the choices we make and i'm happy with mine but are you happy with yours? and yes, you were subconsioucly pushing your friends away or maybe it was consoiucly pushing them away but whichever one it was, i think it worked.

later fruitcake

would you just get over it already?

jesus bloody christ!

when will you get over it?

so she didn't invite and they talked about it, get over it! so people don't like you, get over it! not everyone likes me but do i care? NO!! i get over it, i don't walk off and give gas to a fire. that's just stupid! and i'm a blonde for christ sake! i know i shouldn't use the lord's name in vain but when they get over it i will stop. it all comes done to this, fight. when it comes and it most likely will and if i ahve to chose sides i know whose side i'm picking. i made my choice awhile ago.

take what i have posted and think about it

tata lovely kaity readers

gahh....don't look at me

SCHOOL IS BACK!!

thank the devil! no more endless days of seeing my brothers. YES!!!

that all i really have to say besides the fact that i went mushrooming today. NOT that kind of mushrooms, the ones you cook. i must fly darlings devoted bloggers. just remember i won't be at school on friday i have a funeral to go to but i shall say this,

I HATE FUNERALS!!!!! they are boring and its always colds and people cry and they look so funny i laugh and then the get angry and then at the wake they get drunk. IT IS SOOOO BORING!! I HATE FUNERALS!!!

*storms off into the distance*

sickness

hola people.

i'm sick. yes be amazed. i'm back in cooma for less than 4 days and i'm already sick! cooma does that do you. if anyone thinks it will be a smart idea to move to cooma, DON'T!! you will become sick and boring and PASTY!! the word pasty should put you off. ARGH!! i hate cooma, it is such a hole in the GROUND!!! lets move on before i start versing my real not so polite opinion of cooma.

apparently if i were a season i would be summer. can't argue woth that. summer is my second favourite season after auatmn because i was born in autumn. im summer you get to go to the beach, wear cute singlets and mini-shorts and drink smoothies all the time and all my favourite fruits are in season; magoes, watermelon, pineapple, guava, rockmelon, honeymelon etc.

if i were a barbie i would be the solid gold barbie.

Solid Gold Barbie
you are jet set and down for a night on the town every night of the week. you've got looks, men, money and personality galore. you get invited to every 'it' party there is. you travel 1st class, you rarely have a true agenda but like to live 'off the cuff'. your relationships are largely shallow, but who has time or energy for baggage when there's so much fun to be had in the world?? live it up girl - life in the fast lane can't last forever.

how swesome is that?! it's very swesome.

i have to go people,

toodles english muffins

back from the land of the sydneyers

hey dudes and dudetttes!! i'm back, did you miss me?? of course you did!! now let me tell you the tale of my adventure to Sydney and back. come and sit in a circle children.

it all started on wednesday 16th of April, the day dara and her parents picked me at 8:30am to drive ALL the way to Sydney. GAWD, was that boring!! i mean 4 odd hours in a car. back to my story. we arrived at Sydney with just one pit stop to go to the toilet and buy petrol. we checked and checked out our rooms. me and dara got the biggest one, naturally. we were staying in room 337 at Novotel rockford darling harbour, a 4 star hotel. after we had done that we went to china town and had dinner once we checked out china town, which is totally awesome. for dinner that night we ate at Nando's, a modern japanese restaurant. swesome food. (swesome is awesome and sexy mixed together). then we went back to the hotel. me and dara watched meet the spartans and some of gossip girl, series 1 and some of australia's got talent. the kid with the diablos is goona WIN, you hear me, WIN!! cause he was swesome and kinda cute. then we fell asleep just as Mulan started. swesome movie,was totally wiped out man.

the next day....

the next day wa sthe day we went to Luna park. we got up at 7:30am, ate breakfast noodles with a TEASPOON. that was hard, got dressed, did our teeth and hair and started the long trek to Luna Park over the harbour bridge. boy, was that boring to! it took FOREVER to get there and then when we got there, we had to wait fro ages to get our tickets and then we had to wait forever to get on to the roller coster. we saw ryan and orion and orion's little sister, hayleigh. they were at luna park. we saw them like three times that day. i don't want tp talk about luna park. if you must know, read dara's blog, but i will tell you what i had for lunch, the game we played. for lunch i had an awesome friut salad, lame chips and a powerade. after lunch we wandered around, got some fairy floss on a stick, tried a hay game, won a slinky and left. we caught the ferry back cause me and dara didn't wanna walk, then we got off the ferry at darling harbour, found a mini train that almost stoppped outside our hotel and caught that. we were very tired. we rested a little at the hotel, then dara's mum came back and we wwnt to paddy's. i got this totally swesome dress and i found dara's birthday present. it is so KEWL!! for dinner that night we went to this lame chinese restuarant. i can not eat with chopsticks to save my life!

the day after....

the day after we wnt to luna park we went shopping. this was my FAVOURITE day!! we woke up and did all the normal stuff, ate breakfast, did our teeth and hair, got dressed and watched some tv before we left. first dara and her mum got their haircut. i won't go into that cause i don't feel like it. after that we went to the Queen Victoria Building to find the 5-storey Supre but it's not there anymore. soooo......first we went into SES, i found the cutest dress and a cardie to match, dara found a swesome jacket. then we went to Diva. i got some jewellery and dara got her first clip-on bow. i felt so proud of her. :D then we went to supre which is only 2-storeys now but is still awesome. i got a top, a purple singlet and another top. dara got mini shorts for school. the best bit is we DIDN'T get pink supre bags, we got a BLACK ones. they are so swesome. then we wandered and went into equip. i got some more jewellry and some more bows, so did dara. then we went to starbucks. let me tell you, nothing beats starbucks, nothing. then we forgot to met dara's parents so they left to have lunch and me and dara started to make our way back. we may have gottnw a little lost but we eventually found our way back. then we just hung out till it was dinner time. we had indonesian. it was YUMMY. i was tired so we went back to the hotel. we watched some more gossip girl and the superhero movie and privleged. those shoes are toatlly swesome. then we fell asleep.

the last day....

today was our last day in sydney.

we got up, did the stuff you do in the mornings and finished packing. we walked over to the carpark and put our stuff in the car. we drove out and didn't stop till we came to the home brewer's shop. then drove back and went to the petrol station, i went ot the toilet got a pizza and a water. nothing happened till lunch.

we stopped in canberra for lunch, at a turkish restuarant, out of the cuisines i have eaten this week, the turkish would have to be my favourite but i still liked the other ones. i had a little bit of everyone's. then we went back to the car, drove to cooma, dropped me off. talked for half an hour. babysat. updated facebook and updated this.

sayonara dudes and dudettes

where my party people at?

hey party people! guess what tomorrow is??? give up, ok then.....

it's WEDNESDAY!! you have my permission to feel excited;) let me fill you up with the latest in my super duper power ranger life.

TODAY

today i saw monsters vs aliens with dara and miranda. totally awesome. i recomande it. but before that we sat at the park and talked. i stepped in a puddle. very embarassing. we went to the pet shop, dara and miranda bought a mouse and later regretted it. then we went into making scents, then we finally made it to maccy D's. for all those people that don't know what maccy D's is, it's mcdonald's. i got a mocha and dara got a cappucino. then after maccy D's we went to target nad went shoe shopping. we all got awesome heels, which dara paid for. then we actually went to the movies and there was this massive line. i HATE lines. rememeber that and also remember coles sell nippy's. HUZZAH!! monsters vs aliens was totally awesome. i loved it, even more than i loved twilight. :P then we waited for dara's mummy to pick up miranda and dara. we saw my brothers and my parentals at the movies, seeing monsters vs aliens after us. i gave my dad the rest of my minty m-n-m's. mmmmmmmmmmm.......chocolaty goodness. then i walked home and updated my blog.

YESTERDAY

yesterday i watched the ENTIRE third book of avatar. l LOVED IT!!! avavtar is my third favourite show after gossip girl and chuck. totally awesome, then after avatar it's hannah montanna and iCarly. thats basically all i did yesterday and the day before the exactly the same thing. i love an exciting being a super awesome power ranger with super duper ben 10 powers.

auf wiedersehen, kaity lovers

sydney!!

sydney is like two days away! and now is like the first time i'm writing about it!! GASP!! the shock!! ok. here's what happening.

dara and her parentals are picking me up on wednesday morning before 9 and then we are driving to sydney. i have no idea what we are doing when we get to sydney but still...then the next day(thrusday) we are going to luna park while dara's mummy climbs the harbour bridge and then i have no idea what happens there....then the next day(friday) we go shopping!!! WOOT!! SHOPPING!!! i feel all warm and fuzzy just thinking about shopping in sydney. i haven't shopped in sydney in ages. i feel so sydney deprived. sure, i've shopped in canberra but it isn't the same!! me fellow shopoholics know what i mean. well, at least i think i do.

aurvoir darlings

hahahaha.....very funny

this is what i hope will happen every time i open my suitcase. except sometimes it's not a cute fluffy kitty. i think it's stupid. for years people have been giving the bunnies credit for the easter eggs. now everyone knows what i have known for a long time. the CATS are behind the easter eggs, NOT the bunnies

today i watched the entire third book of AVATAR. god that is good show. i know what i want for christmas this year, the ENTIRE avavtar series on DVD. then i watched the family guy episode where stewie kills lois on the cruise ship. that's a funny episode and tonight i'll watch the other family guy episodes i'm not meant to be watching. sock horror! i broke the rules! AGAIN! that's what happens when you leave your daughter home alone for the day.

that's all i have time for tonight.

ciao bellas

does sorry mean anything to you?

howdy partners. i have to say i am sorry for my rants on twilight, computers, the internet and small kids. and maybe, i suppose my hissy fit on finding that book. now i am relaxed, i have done deep breathing and have going to my happy place. but there is no way i am sorry for ranting on whaling, brothers and people that wear fur. those 3 things just disgust me more than a poodle doing a poo on the sidewalk. so you can all relax now cos i am happy and not angry. noone wants to see me angry but for some unknown reason people can't see me angry, they see me as happy and relexed and sometimes a little to relaxed. the only people that have seen me angry are dara, annie and seb. we should all remember that looks can be decieving and that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

adios ameigos

god so help me, i will pour this iced tea down your TOP!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

i can't find the book i want!!! so what if it's not out yet, that's what the internet for!!! how dare the internet not have my bloody bokk!!! i don't care if it's not released yet!! I WANT IT NOW!! you probably think i'm over reacting but i'm not. BLOODHOUND comes out on the 14th of April, this year!!! i'm not sure what the date is but i'm pretty sure today is either the 14th or yesterday was!! if i don't have that book by the end of the week...i'm not sure what i'll do but you can be sure i won't be happy.

i'm so annoyed right now. stupid internet.

did i ever tell anyone that i haet computers??? i probably have but let me tell you why!

1)they are stupid

2)they never do what i want them to do

3)they are stupid

4)they always seem to freeze when i'm doing something important

5)i hate them

6)they are stupid, annoying, fat and ugly

7)they work to slow

8)it never works when i want it to

9)they are very NOT awesome

10)the inyernet doesn't have what i want!!

11) I HATE MACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think that is all the reasons i hate computers now i shall move onto other that annoy me like my brothers, the internet, people wearing fur, whaling, twilight and the INTERNET. let's start with twilight

1)edward's ugly

2)the movie wasn't that great

3)harry potter's better than it

4)everyone id obsessed with it

5)the books weren't that great

6)it's really annoying when everyone is obsessed with the SAME thing

now lets do my brothers and little kids

1)there are too many of them

2)they talk to much

3)they never make sense

4)they poo their pants

5)they pee their pants

6)they are stupid, fat, annoying and ugly. especially my brothers

now lets do whaling

1)whales are endangered

2)they are super friggin awesome

3)they are my friends and i speak whale

4)the japanese EAT them

5)NOONE should eat whales or hunt them

6)they are nearly EXTINCT

7)LEAVE THE WHALES ALONE!!

now lets do people who wear fur

1)its cruel

2)its ugly

3)it don't see anyone wearing human skin

4)it smells and looks EWWWWW

5)ANIMAL CRUELTY

6)its NOT fashion, you STUPID NITWITS!!

now lets do the internet

1)IT DOESN"T HAVE WHAT I WANT!!

i'm sorry if i ahev offened anyone with my rant on twilight but my opinion is

YOU SHOULD ALL GET OVER YOURSELVES!! ROBERT PATTICAKE IS NOT HOT!! HE'S UGLY AS A DISHCLOTHE!! HE IS NEVER GONNA MARRY YOU!!

next time i update i'll try and be in a happy mood

the names speed, dugoon speed.
like the week before last week i went sufing with barnicle, pussy, squid, stingray and shark down at tartie beach. I will never surf again!! every time a wave hot and the board hit me in the face i was like @%#*, just not as polite. let me tell you our surfie names. they are so friggin awesome, they almost as awesome as me.
dugoon speed-me(kaitlin mcdonald, formaly kaity)
barnicle ice-casey
jellyfish cociane-lucinda
guppy marijuana-dara
mamite cannabis-bec
starfish opium-stevie
sluggy-miranda
pussy-katelin
squid-carly
stingray-amy
shark-georgie
tartie beach-tathra
obviously the people with only single names aren't as cool as us, except pussy and sluggy. i just can't remember their last names. ok that was like 2 weeks ago on a monday that we went surfing at tartie beach and nothing interesting happened for the rest of that week. i will move onto the sure. i'm not sure of it was on the weekend before we went surfing or the weekend after. who cares???
stevie, casey, dara and me all went to the show together and had an awesome time, well i think dara did because the rest of us threw up on one of the rides. lte me tell you the story of 'the show past' cue dramatic music.
i was staying at casey's that night so i shall start from the time i arrived as casey's which i don't really remeber but i do remember that we watched alot of movies. fast forward to the time we met dara and stevie.......
we walked back up to the get where you had to apy to get in and paid. then we wandered down to shideshow alley, the place where all the rides are. we went on the music box, all 4 of us. we saw bec while we were on it and some other people..... then casey and stevie wnet on the cha cha while me and dara went on the tornado. gawd, that is the worst ride i have been on and i have been on the hollyeood tower of terror ride in disneyland. that was the thing that started me feeling sick. after we went on those rides we went and bought some food and wandered around a bit more and than we found ourselves near the music box again which we went on again. i felt a little more sick. then we went on the hurricane. i should never have gone on that ride. i threw up just as we were slowing down and about to get off. dara was screaming for people to let her out, stevie was patting on the back on casey was throwing up over the side. again. i felt so sorry for the guy who had to clean up afetr us. the show was pretty much boring after that. we boight some glowing pointy things nad saw some lame fire show. i don't think the fire showers liked me and dara that much.
i must fly darlings. remember the names speed, dugoon speed.
ttyl

spamamlot

hey, did u all miss me??

of couse you did!!!

here is the latest developments in my life.

brodie isn't dead, he just had no internet for three weeks. poor brodie.

me and dara are starting the aussie series of gossip girl. dara's blair and i'm serena :( she is such a little goody two shoes. i know she killed a guy and she has really cool clothes.....ok that sounds really cool but....moving on

me and dara have completed the unicorn musical and are going to perform it at brodie's funeral seeing he now had goodie bags.

stevie, lucinda and bec are having a combined party. that will be cool because i will be there.

i migh have a party like the weekend after. this will be my guess list:

stevie

dara

bec

lucinda

casey

miranda

katelin

mikayla

cheyanne

shannon

rhiannon

therese

lucy

sophie

daniL

sarah

kelsei

thats my guess list. it might change over the coming weeks. my party will be awesome because thtere will be an eater egg hunt.

therese is having a fund raiser this weekend and i'll probably stay at shannon's

i think that about covrs my life story of this week and last week. id on't have the time for a really long post. so..

thats all there is, there isn't anymore

tata

jesus bloody christ

wow. i have been back at school for almost a week and we already have a strike.

teachers need to get their act together. they can't keep striking at the end of the week.

sure, strikes are awesome but you get so BORED when you don't do anything.

yesterday was the swimming carnival. it was one of the most boring and fun days i've ever had.

we got to the pool at nine, then we had to put up miranda's tent, by we i mean miranda. then ew realised it was full of sand but we didn't bothre to clear it out. then miranda ditched us for some weird people we didn't know so we took out our cameras and took lots of photos of us and then when miranda got back(she had been in a race and came last) we were all photoed out which made her cut(i think) cos she went off and didn't come back for ages. then we bought food and ate it. i can't really remember much except miranda came back, made us get out of the tent so she could put it down, then we went into the change rooms and did some talking, then when we came out again she had put the tent back up. we were so cut at her.

tomorrow is a strike and i dont have anything planned. it sucks.

i don't have much else to write about.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........................

that's all there is, there isn't anymore.

till later, my friends.

satan take me now!

why, WHY??? did buddha invent school??? WHY???

it is the creation of the devil and normally i like the devil and his creations but this has gone to far!!

I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!

have i made that clear??

I. AM. NOT. HAPPY. RIGHT. NOW. ALRIGHT. i have stopped writing in caps.

the reason i hate school so much is that we have to learn science and maths. apparebtly it will help us survive life out of school but where on earth would we use triangles and squares and hexagons, don't get me wrong , shapes are kewl but where would we use them?? unless you go to uni and study to become a teacher but who i their right mind would do that?? 12 years of school, 3-4 years of uni and then you go BACK to SCHOOL for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! seriously, WHY?? i am moving on before i get really angry.

today was really weird. mostly because of dara and my feet smell after dancing.

god, i am tired right now. how on earth did kayla know i didn't stretch at all these holidays and i have dancing again on thrusday.

daymn, daymn, daymn.

i wonder what's for dinner.hmmmmmm

im really bored.

today we had science first period. it was really boring and we watched a movie about a guy who doesn't blink.

then we had english in the library with short, ms wall. that was alright, rather fun actually.

then we had recess which i'm not going to tell ou about cos it will take FOREVER

and than we had maths with mr grose, self explatitory.

the music with tall, mrs wall. i put music as my elective to play the flute and sing but we have to play the bloody keyboard and glockenspiel.

then we had lunch which will also take to long to write about as we do alot in recess and lunch besides talk.

then we had DEAR, Drop Everything And Read for those nitwits who don't know what DEARstands for. very boring

then, last. we were meant to have PE but we were chosing our sports amd didn't actually do any PE. it was rather fun.

then i caught the bus, got off down town, got ready for dancing watched gerald mcboing boing and young dracula then i went to dancing.

thats all there is, there isn't anymore.

todoloo

HELPA ME!! the aliens take me teddy bear!!

its that time of year again, the time where parents have this idea that we are meant to go back to school. I mean why would anyone go back to school? Ther is this little thing that we seem to get a lot of, HOMEWORK!! Do you see any parents doing homework?? the only reason they send us to school is to torture us with long, BORING lessons about nothing we need to know. Seriously.

I have now put myself in a bad mood. I'm going to think of reasons to get out of school. Let the cheering up begin!

Mummy, the monster under my bed said it would eat me if I went to school.

Daddy, I promise not to ask for money for the rest of the week if I can stay home

and i have now made myself bored.

tata, im going to make myself un bored away from you. HAHA MWAH HAHA *cough cough*

todoloo

i have the best news.

TAYLOR LAUTNER WILL BE PLAYING JACOB BLACK IN NEW MOON!!!!

shout it from the roof tops. scream it from the top of your lungs!!

this is the coolest thing to happen since sliced bread

BARACK OBAMA IS NOW OFFACIALLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!

we are so lucky to live in this world where history takes place. i think i might cry.

*sniffle, sniffle*

ok on with my life story.

sunday was uncle Timmy's surprise party. it wasn't much of a surprise since noone hid and yelled SURPRISE when he arrived. i got face painted and we locked Josh in this random school we found. that was funny except auntie Rose made us help him out. that wasn't so great. then we lost him and me na dgabby couldn't even give away the ice-blocks we bought.

*sniffle, sniffle*

i am like the only one under ten out of my cousins without braces. it's kinda depressing but still...

moving on couple of days

yesterday i went and saw twilight with miranda and dara.

it was alright. it would have been better if i hadn't read the book but still....

the got the characters wrong, well, they got Jacob right. he was the hottest guy out of the movie.

we have decided that we should have a gossip girl marathon at dara's house.

i have to my dears, my vater is calling me.

too doo loo

over the rainbow

The colour of your aura is gold!
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better colour - a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too - all those halos in old paintings aren't coloured gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.

my aura is gold. how awesome is that?!

tomorrow i think i might give in and go see twilight.

everyone is seeing it an dthis is the one thing i will do like everyone else.

i don't have much to say except for the fact that everyone should read the confessions of georgia nicholson.

you know, the books angus, thongs and perfect snogging is based on.

these book are hilarious and i mean hilarious!

ttyl my people

welcome

welcome, my dears, to my new blog.
not much is happening. its rather boring.

i took a personality test.

i have no idea what i am.

it said i was a Spontaneous Idealist.

does anyone know what that means?

my mum made me clean my room the other day. how embarrasing!

now its all clean and i cant find any thing. my room was an organized mess.

now its all CLEAN

i shall go on strike from cleaning my room.

the summer sucks. its so HOT! and i like the hot!

i think i might go to the pool tomorrow. not sure.

i havent seen twilight yet but i dont care. everyone else saw it so i shall wait till it comes out on dvd.

i like to be different and stand out

people think im weird but i like standing out and beinging different. its different,

thats all there is, there isnt anymore,

ttyl