man oh man

*ahem* are you all listening? you are? ok then.

welcome to tonight's show woth special guest star...try hard, Demi Lovato!!

hey! i'm not a try hard!

yes! you are and the only reason your on the show is cos we couldn't get mickey mouse so smile and let the TV people make you look pretty

OH! i think i should leave

nope, this could really boost your career

really?!

yes. so i hear your dating lufi from one piece now

yes. we're very much in love

so hows the sex?

what! how dare you ask that!

demi, baby. everyone loves a rebel. you could be the new 'it' bad girl. *shifty eyes, cough*

i could be just like miley cyrus!

ok then...the sex is good but his hugs are better :D

NO! i don't want to hear about the hugs we want to hear about your sex life!

honestly! your an old pervert, thats what you are!

you shouldn't insult the host

i'm leaving and i mean it this time

go! we don't need you anyway. i've just been imformed that miley cyrus is our next guest! welcome to the show miley!

it's great to be here...what is she doing here?

i'm a guest just like you

no, your a try hard

and your singing sucks so why don't you give it up. mmhm!

oh no you didn't

oh yes i did

you suck at everything you do. the only reason selma hangs around with you is cos she feels sorry for you!

how dare you! your just jealous cos me and selma are bffls and your not! so :P

girls, girls break it up! we're to discuss things not pick fights

OUT OF MY WAY!
LET ME AT HER!

sorry folks but thats all the time we have for tonight...hey! who just threw that chair?! don't you dare pick up the painting young lady! shit! can we get security down here?

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in sickness and health

have you ever wonderded why winter makes you sick? i haven't i just felt like writing that down. OK! on with the show! these past weeks have been busy and the cameras are rolling so lets introduce our first guest on today's show....ME!

HOST: so how have you been kaity?

ME: well you know the usual, suffering from yet ANOTHER cold thanks to the cold weather

HOST: thats to bad *ahem* tell me about the rocker heats you attended

ME: well, since mr grieg thinks it fun to get up at four in the morning and drive to sydney thats what we did...

HOST: you must have been tired

ME: will you please shut up and let me tell my story?

HOST: sorry

ME: we stopped and had maccas for breaky at sutton forest and watched journey to the centre of the earth. LAMEST MOVIE EVER PEOPLE *sniff* then we arrived and we saw one of the raw schools performing and daymn were they good we felt upstaged and they weren't even in our division!

HOST: i'm sorry but thats all we have time for today

ME: you can't do that! this is my show!

HOST: not any more, it was just bought by Bill Gates. goodbye

ME: HEY!

HOST: security!

HOST: our next guest is...ASH! from the hit show pokemon! welcome to the show ash! how you been?

ASH: i'm good. how bout you, Cornelious?

HOST: me? i'm great. thanks for asking. hows the pokemon thing coming along?

ASH: its going great. pikachoo and me make a great team.

HOST: he's a cutie isn't he?

ASH: shhhh. don't let him hear you say that. he's very senstive to the 'c' word.

HOST: ohhhh. why?

ASH: because it brings back memories of his childhood and when everyone called him cute and thought that he could never be aggresive. i would show but we don't have time for a flashback. next time i'm on the show maybe

HOST: bye ash!

ASH: cya round cornelious

HOST: thats all we have time for since Bill cut our show down to half an hour. *mutters naughty words* goodday and don't call pickachoo cute!

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